Republican Steely Resolve on Budget
Well, the Republican budget hawks really plucked the feathers off those spendthrift Democrats last night!
Just listen to this: they negotiated a $38 billion cut from the budget for this year! Really stood up for for fiscal sanity.
Oh, wait. There wasn’t a budget for this year. Well anyway, they cut $38 billion out of…well, something or other.
Do not delay! You should enjoy this RIGHT NOW! Because in 10 days – let’s see, that’s…April 26th the government will have borrowed more money than this victorious budget deal cuts.
Yes my fellow Americans, all the agony of this hard-fought battle really gives us something to gloat about. This victory saves us ALMOST 10 DAYS WORTH OF GOVERNMENT BORROWING!
Steely resolve, that’s what I call it. Yahoo.